I gave in and on Saturday instead of boating I took the wrong sofa back to Ikea and got the correct sofabed - it fits perfectly. Due to this unforeseen hiccup in my boating schedule I was unable to go to the IWA festival on the Sunday.
Still I managed to join the convoy today coming away from said Festival and hang around Glascote Locks for over an hour. I was lucky in that by the time I caught them all up there were only six in front of me.
So where do I get boric acid powder? Or flea foggers? According to t'internet they are what I need to get rid of these pesky earwigs once and for all that I appear to have picked up on the way back from Wales. Now I am not blaming the welsh you understand but no one else I speak to seems to be having a problem with the little darlings.
I am developing a nervous twitch and am possibly overdosing on cockroach spray, fly spray and any other toxic thing I can get hold of. Do not light a match in my boat. In fact I have set the fire alarm off twice with the fumes.
Hic
they are coming to take me away ho ho he he ha ha those nice young men in those clean white coats they are coming to take me away.
Boat spotting - managed a quick hello to Wand'ring Bark.