Been giggling all afternoon.

At work a couple of years ago I was in charge of purchasing as Amanda was on maternity leave and decided that they were going 'green' whether they liked it or not and bought a pack of 48 'green' loo rolls.  Surprisingly they have lasted and we still have about 8 rolls left.  I digress.

They are perfect for my compost loo (and indeed any boat loo) so I asked boss if I could order some more and reimburse him.

They arrived today and when I offered to pay for them Wayne said to consider them a gift from him to me.

I duly thanked him and said that I would remember everytime I wiped my bottom on him ...