Friday the 13th

I am thrilled to report that on my way to work this morning on a quiet country lane ...

I

and more importantly

the large 4 x 4 behind me

as well as the

 numpty who attempted to pull out of a large wide farm driveway  (ie no visibility issues WHATSOEVER)

in front of me

all managed to perform pass perfect emergency stops

with millimetres to spare.

I'm afraid I swore in a most unladylike fashion at said numpty who just shrugged.